Am I That Transparent?

From a yelp.com review of the store I work at:

The staff were all cool looking people with tattoos and piercings and probably fun for an evening of boozing followed by a potential one-night-stand. Not sure if anyone here actually liked their job though as the place seemed dead and hollow. So if you do pick up one of the staff, don't expect they'll be picking up any of your drinks.

That's right. I'm cool-looking and empty inside. Take me out, pick up the tab, and fuck the pain away.