the life surreal

sarah joyce is in her living room with my old tripod, taking black-and-white photos of "Under the Rainbow", VHS midget porn she found in an alley. Most of the sex takes place in the back of an ambulance in Budapest, featuring a variety of actors with fun pseudonyms like Suzy Cat (a normal sized Eastern European who never stops chewing gum). The freakiest part is when they unleash "Panther" a skinny, malformed, possibly hermaphrodittic monkey-child with an AlfAlfa (think "Island of Doctor Moreau"; think "Old Kid" from Invader Zim) who, for the most part hides under a sheet.

sarah sosa is on mushrooms with her roommate suffering prophetic dreams, calling up old boyfriends, people whose houses she's left boxes of clothes for upwards of a year, and anyone willing to deliver packs of cigarettes to her house.

If I didn't wake up hallucinating this morning, it would very well hurt to know that i am undoubtedly awake and experiencing this right now.

p.s. so i looked online and found a picture of Panther...if you do go to this site...it's far cruder and more insensitive than I am. Cheers.