the hurricane in america's wang

why is it hurricanes always seem to wait til the weekends to strike

it's rather courteous of them

makes me think that the doomsday weather machine
sits
in the hands of a Fortune 500 CEO

bent on destruction

but not on work time

mother nature may fracture many things
but not the established 9-5 work week

we're on the verge of a bull market goddammit

and i need to get away from cable news