fag the dog

2005
the good ol boys from the grand ol' party are back in power
a call is placed
to an unscrupulous hollywood jew
who, due to a drinking problem and penchant for the bittersweet kind of life,
manages bollywood's top acts

a swarthy pretty boy comes to the country
to meet a vociferously (?) self hating log cabin republican
in the great state of massachusetts
and they fuck
as per the terms of their agreeent

and under the approving
alcohol softened eyes
of a doughy ted kennedy
they marry
and oneof bollywood's rising stars
under a fake name and fake beard
gets his very first greencard.............

and blows up fenway park
fresh off two landmar seasons by the reds
the outrage spreads from the boston irish
to the rest of the nation

the borders are closed
and sodomy is once again punishable by execution

cause if you ain't fuckin for procreation
you're fuckin for terrorists

and terrorism isn't nice

(a friendly reminder from the Ad Council)