"Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" or "The Glamorous Life of a Scumbag"

on someone else's nomadic carpet
sipping Dewars spoilt in Royal Crown
Edith Piaf is spinning and cracking in the next room with the whips and crickets

fat on Jewel-Albertson's brand cheese pizza,
I'm sitting on the floor

So,
who wants to be my friend