two things i learned about hiphop this weekend

Current mood: democracy isn't just a river in england

1. total domination is
the ice cream truck just ran down my block bumpin "do your ears hang low" with a back beat

2. every asian american can secretly breakdance
some just take a little more beer than others

3. if you ever leave a loop of dmx's "ruff ryder anthem" playing while you try to take a shit, your head will explode and no amount of excedrin can glue it back