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1. The landlord paid the water bill! Just in time for it not to get shut off, too.
2. I just found out that a phrase I've been saying for nearly a decade, because it sounded cute when one of my friends said it, came from a book I'm reading now, that one of my editor's daughters recommended to me exactly a decade ago.
3. Hottackysexycool. There was a girl on the bus reading a novel based on the television show Charmed. She had hair that started to split around the small of her back as it branched out over her back pockets and a homemade tattoo between her breasts that said simply J [heart] M .
4. It takes 20 minutes on a treadmill to work off the gatorade I drank there.
5. If I could install special faucets, I wouldn't have this problem.
The eternal shopping list:
1. Diet Pepsi
2. Lube
6. Usually I just want people to be around, and call me every now and then. Sometimes, get the hook up. Thanks to Cat for the cheap haircut and Mat for the cheap tattoo. I look 800% better. Much love to Shabby, Rachel, Basaraba, Stella, Liz, Aaron, Kate and Crazy Lombardo the Master of Pork, just for showin up.
7. Juvenile Sex Poem:
she nipped
at his cock
the way a fish
tastes the pink
at the end of the line
trying not to devour
what she knew was bad for her
but in the end
she was hooked
and though they made love
for quite some time
perhaps it would be more accurate
to say that she was gutted
8. I learned recently that when you tell a beggar that you're unemployed, they feel sorry for you
9. Outside of Margie's
Megan: If I was peanutbutter, do you think I'd be crunchy... or creamy?
ELR: Neither. You'd be jelly.
Megan: Why?
ELR: Cuz jam don't shake like that.
10. Blonde kid on the bus, young and cut. The girl with him is a couple heads taller, blonde-from-a-can, underaged and overdeveloped, so sexy that, by the way he (dis)regards her, you can tell they must be related. His shirt says CATHOLIC 4 LIFE and his iPod jacket is a collage of hand-drawn pictures of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
11. I can't tell if the two Polish girls on the bus are stewardesses or private schoolgirls, but I get a heavy lust feeling towards them. I press my arm down on the seat in front of my, and the flab tightens into something that looks like a muscle, the kind of thing you'd see on Popeye. I marvel at it. They don't seem to notice.
[currently reading: Still Life With Woodpecker]
2. I just found out that a phrase I've been saying for nearly a decade, because it sounded cute when one of my friends said it, came from a book I'm reading now, that one of my editor's daughters recommended to me exactly a decade ago.
3. Hottackysexycool. There was a girl on the bus reading a novel based on the television show Charmed. She had hair that started to split around the small of her back as it branched out over her back pockets and a homemade tattoo between her breasts that said simply J [heart] M .
4. It takes 20 minutes on a treadmill to work off the gatorade I drank there.
5. If I could install special faucets, I wouldn't have this problem.
The eternal shopping list:
1. Diet Pepsi
2. Lube
6. Usually I just want people to be around, and call me every now and then. Sometimes, get the hook up. Thanks to Cat for the cheap haircut and Mat for the cheap tattoo. I look 800% better. Much love to Shabby, Rachel, Basaraba, Stella, Liz, Aaron, Kate and Crazy Lombardo the Master of Pork, just for showin up.
7. Juvenile Sex Poem:
she nipped
at his cock
the way a fish
tastes the pink
at the end of the line
trying not to devour
what she knew was bad for her
but in the end
she was hooked
and though they made love
for quite some time
perhaps it would be more accurate
to say that she was gutted
8. I learned recently that when you tell a beggar that you're unemployed, they feel sorry for you
9. Outside of Margie's
Megan: If I was peanutbutter, do you think I'd be crunchy... or creamy?
ELR: Neither. You'd be jelly.
Megan: Why?
ELR: Cuz jam don't shake like that.
10. Blonde kid on the bus, young and cut. The girl with him is a couple heads taller, blonde-from-a-can, underaged and overdeveloped, so sexy that, by the way he (dis)regards her, you can tell they must be related. His shirt says CATHOLIC 4 LIFE and his iPod jacket is a collage of hand-drawn pictures of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
11. I can't tell if the two Polish girls on the bus are stewardesses or private schoolgirls, but I get a heavy lust feeling towards them. I press my arm down on the seat in front of my, and the flab tightens into something that looks like a muscle, the kind of thing you'd see on Popeye. I marvel at it. They don't seem to notice.
[currently reading: Still Life With Woodpecker]
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