you can lead a horse to a hipster fashion show but you can't make him appreciate a feathered mullet

Nell notified me today of a trend
swelling
out in the open
underneath our noses

the counterculture kids of today are becoming tattooed caricatures of the stereotypes of yesteryear
the miscarried ghosts of nuclear families past
so forth

what are the rebels doing to seperate them
from the backwardness of their boomer parents?

knitting
sewing
baking
and throwing fashion shows


betty crocker is the new bettie page

the empowering part
(or variable)
is
that now
they're allowed to really
and
truly
enjoy getting fucked
by people they
meet at lofts
and wherehouses
with bad haircuts
and tight pants

you've cum a long way baby