it's joketime girls and boys!!!

1. this one courtesy of a little girl who needed attention at a party the other day, one of the few that didn't have the punchlines "blahblahblah" or "silly"

Q: what did the deadhead say to the blind guy?
A: i'm going to stab you in the ear so you can hear your blood

the darndest things, right?

2. this next one comes courtesy of the irrepressible kate sandler (armyofcompassion.org)

Q: What's green and invades Poland?
A: Snotzies