Television wins again. I don't remember real life

where were you when the pope died?

watching "Revenge of the Nerds" on WGN and writing a paper on the differences between Masaccio and Raphael

when OJ fled from the LA police?

masturbating with the TV on
(splitscreen with the NBA Finals)

during the LA riots?

watching "Muppet Babies" and playing a math-based shareware game
(nothing beats the Macintosh LC II)

when the Berlin Wall fell?

watching Cosby Show reruns as my Mom defrosted hamburgers

when the twin towers fell?

digging crusties from my eyes and calling the fuck sick out of work from my job near O'Hare