sophisticated conversation

TOM: ...I'm thinking of going back to Iraq, even though all of my friends are trying to make me not go
ELR: Well, there is much less chance of you being shot or blown up if you don't go
TOM: I don't know, I spend a lot of time on the South Side
ELR: I don't remember the last time a fatwa was declared on the South Side
TOM: Yeah, or guys with weird lumps in their coats [before I could interject with a penis joke]... weird ticking lumps
ELR: Except for that clock store everybody shoplifts from
TOM: No, that's on the West Side