Somebody once called my blog 'banal'. I'm here to prove them right

As guaranteed, the saved google searches from my parents' house. They're fairly shallow, but I think that's what interests me. Almost everything I've typed on this computer involves looking for -or- promoting parties and shows. There's some stuff I searched to link to in my music-y blog, a lot of stuff from my Dad's judicial campaign, evidence of my Mother's decades-long battle with weight loss, and some random shit that could've only come from Shayna. I'm surprised my own name didn't come up, but I rarely google myself. Whenever I see results, I don't like them. Sigh.

sterzinger reader
"2125 N. Halsted"
"barry manilow cover"
"boy born with horns"
"boy born with horns" god
"boy born with horns" rish
"boy born with horns" scientific
"boy born with horns" scientific classification
"carol's pub" specials
"cherry bomb" tattoo chicago
"grace kulp"
"haunted trails" chicago golf
"hotti biscotti"
"house of payne" chicago
"human born with horns"
"hurricane katrina" "school bus" jabbar
"i attack" self-titled chicago
"i attack" self-titled chicago south kore
"james paul costello"
"jeremy jacobsen"
"joanna angel"
"learning disability" tutor "writing center"
"lonesome organist" live
"lyricist loft" chicago
"lyricist loft" poetry
"man born with horns"
"nervous center" "hotti biscotti"
"nervous center" chicago
"nervous center"..
"no hope no fear" tattoo chicago
"reversible eye" black bear combo
"sensory motor integration disorder"
"sin orden" brutalidad juvenil lengua armada
"sin orden" chicago punk
"sin orden" "limp wrist"
"Tomata du Plenty" "don was"
"Tomata du Plenty" "Was not was"
2125 N. Halsted
2201 Fascinating Facts by David Louis horns
2925 N. Halsted
acro-cats
ad33
ad33 christ
aim
america's next top model
amtrak
are there any home remedies to get rid of fruit flies
ares
babies r us
banana king
beat kitchen
body challenge
born with horns
burnteggs.com
burnteggs.comburnttoast.com
cerebus "high society"
chart your body measurements
chicago park districts
chicago public school mail
christian band
christian band beach'
christian rock
citing websites
columbia college writing center
comcast service locations
comcastsportsnet.com
comics
compass
compass login
contact us
corpsebride trailer
dad's weekend
definition draft
definition draft beer
delilahs chicago
diclonius
doonesbury
doonesbury phred
Dr. William Small
Dr. William Small Jr./ Chicago
Durbin Park Restaurant, Boston
Durbin Park, Boston
Durgin Park Restaurant, Boston
end of songs is cut off
enterprise
fall 2005 grades
Fannuil Market, Boston
flying spaghetti monster
forever 21 stores/ Chicago
geoge westin bakeries
grace kulpa
heartland cafe
Heinz frozen foods
Hot Tix
Hot Tix theatre chicago
hotels
house of payne circus chicago
how do I get rid of fruit flies?
how do i show my calender on myspace
How many Oscar Meyer weinermobiles are there?
howard hughes
human born with horns
igor wakhevitch
igor wakhevitch faust
igor wakhevitch faust tracklist
indian boundary + chicago
irwin cafe
irwin cafe CHicago
james brown
james paul costello
japanese chin puppy
john heder
kazaa
kerri kenney
klaus nomi
konono
konono the ex
konono the ex tour
langoustine
ld statistics
learning disability statistics
liar's club
limewire
limp wrist crudos
lohan
lohan + bulimia
lonesome organist
loto ball show
loyola medical school
lyricist loft chicago
mango + Calories
measurement chart
mia
michelle kwan
mideval times chicago
mucca pazza
my measurements
nationalbody challenge
Newberry Street boutiques, Boston
Newberry Street, Boston
oscar meyer weinermobile
political cartoons
puma roma
reversible eye
reversible eye "grace kulp"
reversible eye black bear combo
reversible eye grace kulp
Rishiism
rohene ward
rolling stones bang cancer
rolling stones bigger bang
rolling strones
rolling strones bigger bang
rush medical school
scott patterson
sensory motor integration disorder tutor
service locations
sharkula
shining redux
shining redux download
south union arts
southkore records
southwest airlines
st. louis university medical school
st. louis university school of medicine
student doctor network
sudoku
sudoku works
sweet pea clothes
sweet tomatoes
tattoo healing
temple
temple university school of medicine
the deviants ptoof
the scorpions hit single
the studio punk chicago
tlc what not to wear
tommy
town hall pub
triptophan
trudeau rolling stone
turino
tv listings
uic college of medicine
uic school of medicine
univercity of illinois, champaign
uptown cycle center chicago
vietnam doonesbury
vietnam war timeline
weight charts
weight watcher international foods
weightwatcher.com/magazine
weiner company + urbana
what is a truffle?
wicker park
wicker park futon
winter olympics

and also....
more saved subject headers!

"it is the dream police whom you must fear for they live inside of your head" or "ustradrama"
10 things to do the next time you're in New Orleans
1st concert
2 months/15 signatures? Piece of Cake!
2 shows this weekend, spoken word and sketch
3 questions
773-615-5446
Additions to Sherry's FAF List
aee me perform shit
aging
alicia
an honest democratic convention
an honest republican convention
anecdote
annual superbowl party (run on sentences galore)
another successful new years
another successful new years (first pointless list of the season!)
another WZRD playlist
ATC
blah fag blah gay blah homo blah
blogs
books
boring diary entry/playlist
burn knee mcsomething
but you were the one who did just that
campaign
cheap date
Chicago Animal Thug types paying their debt to society
Chicago Poetry Lovers
Chicago Zine and Blog Lovers
CNR funder
Col. Les Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains
Co-sin
Court Revelations Goes To Tennis Court
datsun
David Villar. Rest in Peace.
Democracy When? Democracy Now!
dream journal (that's right, i'm a 16 yr old girl aspiring to be a writer, eat it)
dream journal (that's write, i'm a 16 yr old aspiring writer, eat it)
duckworth a l'orange
duuuuo
earlier today
ewwww...NO
ffffffffffffffffffff
finally
fireside bowl
free gallery show tonight
free outfoxed screening/dj set thursday night
free zine reading. i'm hosting it. nov. 5. go there
friday
fuck a valentine's day bar scene
fuck layne staley
gee um okay
ghjkghikgk
go to the mutiny tonight
Good Luck From Michael Strom
Good News from CCL
Good to see you!
goodnight moon
grades
green eyed bandaid (adhesive stripper)
HA! christians
Halloween fun in Chicago
happy birthday
heartland cafe
help a pirate get his ass at some rum
help an animal thug out
help an artist make some money to waste some money
Help Sherry Walk to Fight Breast Cancer
Here's that phone number for Bonita Cohen
hi
Hip Hop
hola
i got that back in 95
i had to pay 17 bucks for text messages last month
i remember you?
i think you mentioned this at one point
i waste time here too
if epicurians killed my metaphysics professor midsemester...
Illinois Judicial Candidate Questionnaire - Michael Alan Strom
i'm gonna be FOURTEEN this year
ISBA Judicial Evaluations - Michael Alan Strom
Ivan
jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
join me on my radio show this monday
Jud, Can I List You An Honorary Co-Chair of My Committee?
Judicial Candidate Cleveland Bernstein Still Claims CCL "Endorsement"
Judicial Candidate Michael Alan Strom
just fucking throw a party already
kaaaaaaaa""
last night's cry for help
last night's cry for help (whiny)
legend in my own mind
lets do something NOW
like we always do about this time
listen to wluw 2 - 4 AM
listen to WLUW 2 - 4am
los crudos t-shirt
Manny, Can I List You As an Honorary Co-Chair of My Committee?
mi corazon
Michael Alan Strom
Michael Alan Strom Campaign
Michael Alan Strom Campaign Results
Michael Alan Strom Judicial Campaign/Meet The People
Michael Alan Strom/9th Judicial Subcircuit
Michael Strom Campaign Update/Great Bar Assn Ratings/Final Push
Michael Strom/9th Judicial Subcircuit - DPOE Board Meeting Presentation
Mike Strom
Mike Strom Campaign
Mike Strom/Jan Schakowsky & Jeff Schoenberg
mildly amusing
nationality
no radio show tonight
nooner
nurturing an unhealthy obsession
oblgbltbl;
one last chance
part one
partEASE
parties at the elks lounge this week
party party always a party
pederast
Pledged Campaign Contribution - follow up when back from Hawaii
pooooo its
quick bits
RD shows
RE: 'allo!
Re: FW: YCL event? Nah -- How About Petitions!
Re: Michael Strom Campaign
Re: PLEASE IGNORE!!!!!!! It's a VERY OLD HOAX
Re: Strom final bill
RE: Strom Reception/ISBA Evaluation
reminder
renting transmission
Reservations
rest in peace David Villar
roger's park
rugga bugga
saturday! saturday! saturday!
see me perform shit (and then some)
showroom dummies
so lets party like it's 1995
Some Good News for My PR Guy
something
sonia
sorry I've been posting so many bulletins lately. do this.
spoken word show tonight postponed
St. Athanasius Angel Ball Ad
Strom Campaign - How 'Bout a Press Release?
tag
thank you Captain Off-subject
Thank You For Meeting With Me
the business of being a gentleman
the coctails are playing at rotofugi tonight
the extent of my geekiness
the hurricane in america's wang
The Michael Strom Campaign
The Michael Strom Campaign Website
The Michael Strom Campaign Website Is Up & Running
The Trib endorsed Henry Singer
this day in history
today's soundtrack
toooooonight (saturday)
track me down
twothirtynine
um, yeah...reMINDerr
unititled
Vote a Wizard into Congress!!!
vote for my photos in thing (i need money)
vote kerri
Voting and Pestering on Tuesday
voting is really going to hurt this year
weak end
what the hell does that even mean
yard signs
yep
yo
yo pete
you can check out the place friday
you can lead a horse to a hipster fashion show but you can't make him appreciate a feathered mullet
you comin to my parties this week?
you smell
Your Yard Signs Will Arrive Soon
Zip Codes For Strom Campaign Mailing
white label friday
why the quote doesn't really mean much
wow you ARE gay