Cat Torture
I found a tone of voice that instantly repels my girlfriend's roomate's cat, Questor. Apparently a Carol Channing impression works better than a hearty boot stomp in getting rid of the beast.
Which begs the question:
Why do I know who Carol Channing is? Did she used to be sexy or funny or talented somehow or was she always some walking punchline?
[Currently listening to "Wipeout XL" by a bunch 'o techno motherfuckers from ten years ago]
Which begs the question:
Why do I know who Carol Channing is? Did she used to be sexy or funny or talented somehow or was she always some walking punchline?
[Currently listening to "Wipeout XL" by a bunch 'o techno motherfuckers from ten years ago]
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