response to stranger who wants to be my myspace friend for some reason hitherto unknown or mentioned

(Subj) if epicurians killed my metaphysics professor midsemester...

(Body:) was he ever really there?

do i really receive a grade?
(6 letters of the alphabet later and the answer is yes)

the first two pages of your friends
on average
have variations on the same haircut

weird, no?

in other words
hello


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it comes to no surprise that i've yet to receive an email back