jumanji

you know those movies where someone pries open a crate only to find that a nice little animal has snuck in and nestled itself in with all the expected cargo? unaware of exactly what they're working with, they decide it's cute enough to keep.

he bites someone
(adorably)
and gets thrown to the ground

....

then

person gets sick

then his friends

an epidemic

som tropical pandemic from the deepest jungles of God-Knows-Where

we have a new pet
Tania found him unpacking Bahaman flora at work
stop by the Elks Lounge and say Hello
to Jefferson the Lizard