itching for a yeast infection

anonymous: i gotta get those dirty panties out of her closet and into my nostrils right now
sarah: wow, it's really not a party until you hear that

yesterday was full of that
the moon was weird
janitor jesus was tonguing boots shined
nipple putty was pastie-dropping
and everybody had a taste of oil
just to choke themselves sober
a dank haus indeed
toy xylephones to burlesque
old friends and new vices
im still not normal
sill not normal for me

i miss my friends
again
it doesn't seem mutual

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