4/20 quote of the day

"It's Hitler's birthday, but I'd rather burn a spliff than Jews"
-Kate Cullan,
from "Take a Toke"

based on the poem "Why I smoke," by Joshua Bermont,
based on the poem "Why I drink" by Jack Calhoun

Barney Gumbel, Adolph Hitler, Napolean III, Luther Vandross, and Joey Lawrence- I hope you're having a rockin party down there in hell

i know you can't blow out the candles
but you still got your wish
a hitler youth pope

Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold- you are missed