delilahs was delightful

unprecedented: getting paid twice in one week for djing

conversation:
/driving
/flagged down
woman:Hey, y'all. can y'all give metwo dollarsdollars
d.j. demchuk: You need to get on the bus?
woman: No, I need to buy something at Seven Eleven
d.j. demchuk: What do you need to buy?
woman:[silence]
d.j. demchuk: [knowing look]
elr:I think I can spare a buck.
d.j. demchuk: Yeah, me too. Good luck on whatever it is you're buying.
woman: [sheepish] Thank you.
d.j. demchuk: They sell crack at Seven Eleven now?

highlight of the evening:
"Searching" by the Omens, and the new Revolting Cocks album

conversation:
/liquor store
wiley-eyed old white guy: ...fuckers don't know what the fuck they're talking about!
heavily accented sweeping dude: So do jou believe in an abterlife?
wiley eyed old white guy: Hell yes, I just hope that when I die there's not a SPIRIT WAR going on. If I'm not going to Hell, then I'm not ready to face the devil!

confidential to the guy trying to get up in Kelsey:
While awell timed Alkaline Trio song may have gotten you laid in the past, repeated requests for the band highlight not just their unoriginality but your own. Thanks for the shot, though.

conversation:
/math class
student 1:[having just given a presentation on Ada Lovelace]On what would have been her birthday in 1980, the Department of Defense named a computer programming language after her, but because she died so young, she really was not that accomplished.
student 2:[having just given a shitty report on Ada Lovelace and been schooled by Student 1] That's what happens when you use drugs.
student 1:[incredulous] Cervical cancer?
student 2: [silence]