why Sarah and I shouldn’t work together

a partial list of things we make jokes about that confound our coworkers, especially the one who seems like he wants to look cool around us

Anal Cunt
Zines
Pogroms
Papa Legba and Baron Semedi
Too Much Metal for One Hand

there are more, and I'm here for one more day so there probably will be more as well.

In other news, I've been doing data entry til my eyes bleed. The highlight of my last tw working weeks was when I was filing some guy's info. His na,e was [something] Ognenoff and his email address was beef_strognenoff@[something].com.

[currently listening to JUSTICE]