the business of being a gentleman

i love this job

if a cop finds due cause to search me today I'm done for
right now i have the most antisocial backpack
to've ever graced my spine
amongst the clutter is
1. empty packaging for various types and sizes of dildoes
2. a bb gun 9mm pistol
3 a red yarmulke
all are props for the new Gentlemen Callers show
on Myspace
website

josh and i have a scene togethor where a guidance counselor (josh) is trying to convince a student (me) that a carreer in Nazism is right for him. At the end of the scene Jack comes out as a random celebrity that, as it turns out, is a Nazi, thus convincing me. To keep things interesting, this has become a game of obscure reference one-uppsmanship.
Here are a few chaps I've outed during rehearsals
1. Omnipresent 1980s wackyman Bronson Pinchot, you're a Nazi?!
2. Deceased character actor John Ritter, you're a Nazi?!
3. Sundance Film Channel darling Steve Buscemi, you're a Nazi?!
4. "90210" 2nd ringer and failed hiphop wigger Brian Austin Green, you're a Nazi?!
5. Early 90s locker pinup Mark Paul Gossalear, you're a Nazi?!
6. "Designing Women" diva Delta Burke, you're a Nazi?!
7. Deceased character actor Walter Mathau, you're a Nazi?!
8. 8-bit video icon, Q-bert you're a nazi?!
9. Former Chicago White Sox 1st baseman Steve Saks, you're a Nazi?!
10. Replacements frontman Paul Westerberg, you're a Nazi?!
11. Famous "Thundercat" hero, Panthro you're a Nazi?!

regards