these are things I've never done before that I would like to take care of this summer

rafted
walked or cycled from one end of the city to another
fired a shotgun
mescaline
sky diving
that blowjob cigarette burns thing
owned a rat or snake
spent time in Kentucky or Canada
had fun in Indiana
performed outside of Chicago
DJed outside of Chicago
gone paintballing
played a sitar
played in a band at a bar/ played in a band and been taken seriously
played with a skunk, raccoon, squirrel or opossum
broke into a pool in the middle of the night (public)
broke into a pool in the middle of the night (private)
gotten a job based solely on the merits of my resume and application
quit a job
kayaked
camped outdoors
sat in a room and watched people have sex
jumped off a bridge
built a theremin (or anything, for that matter)
gone to a drive-in movie
made a zine
homemade napalm
ridden in a motorcycle
ridden a two wheeler
ridden a dune buggy
reved outdoors

adjunct list (things I haven't done in at least a year that I would like to do post haste):

skinny dip
Lincoln Park Zoo
Brookfield Zoo
petting zoos
Six Flags
hallucinogens
shopping cart adventures
ultimate frisbee
trashbarrell barbecue
killed something out of necessity
gotten something pierced
jumped off a building
Ren Fair
Mars Cheese Castle
left the state for the sole purpose of getting a meal
blown something up
outdor sex
car sex
outdoor sleep
beach sleep
CTA party
gone a week without the internet
laughed at the dead things at the Field Museum
checked out the Lamassu at the Museum of Asian Antiquities
fry bowl at Suzie's
neighborhood carnivals/falling in love with cute, crusty carnie girls
Michigan dunes
water slides

Listening: The Deviants - Disposable