all this is just going to obscure the memory of Hitler's birthday and stoner Christmas

[which itself does nothing but detract from that which is Bicycle Day]

According to my friend the internet, this is "the face of the girl who may have sparked the worst school shooting in US history":



When will the rest of the world learn that cute Jewish girls just ain't nothin' but trouble.

For more gruesomeness, you can read some of the gunman's creative writing!