a Fred Burkhart anecdote of note:

So I was goin to these Klan rallies for a year takin pictures and the Grand Imperial so-and-so has got his Bic out, lighting the bottom of this big, forty foot cross when I push up front with some sticks and marshmallows. So I'm toasting a marshmallow on this burning cross that's supposed to represent the 'brighter light of the Lord Jesus Christ' cross and one of these knuckleheads says to me:

"Hey, that's sacreligious!"

So I give him the first marshmallow and he's like:

"Damn! That's delicious."

And it was, so I didn't get my ass kicked again that day.

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[I heart Fred]