literary criticism re: why I was late for school today

[courtesy of Mister Fuckhead]

Q: And you were late because?

Q: What train stop was this?

Q: What kind of knife is it?

Q: Will you still love the spoons in your kitchen just as much?

Q: Is it a PC loophole to refer to women as chicks in this context?

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Response

1a. Because the train was late enough where i could have a long-ass fuckin conversation. 1b. i was enthralled by said conversation and dragged my feet. It could probably be called 'while i was late for school this morning'

2. the Western stop on the 54/Cermak line

3. I didn't actually havve my knife. That was dranma adding bullshit. When I do carry one it's usually a ridiculously large boyscout knife. the handle is a compass and can be removed so you can keep your stash in it

4. I have no love or the spoons in my kitchen, they were all stolen from restaurants when I lived at my first apartment or aren't mine

5. No. I'm not pc, nor do I aspire to be. I use outdated slang. Women often end up as 'chicks'. Men end up as 'dudes'. Hypothetical people and mixed groups are 'cats'. I am slightly embarassed and slightly proud of this fact because I am, overall, 'wack.'

Fun fact: I was unaware that anybody called syringes a 'rail', because, as we all know, a rail is a long-ass line of blow

thanks for asking